Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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