okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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