are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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