its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just want nice things and good sex
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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