I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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