There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
This is my gift to your gina
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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