Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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