Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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