i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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