Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
soo... how was my night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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