i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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