Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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