Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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