i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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