There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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