Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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