I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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