i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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