And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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