I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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