Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
