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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

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  Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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• (813): View more from Florida

  either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.

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• (760): View more from California

  I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck me I smell like cheese

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