We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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