I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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