Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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