I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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