Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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