No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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