what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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