bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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