So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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