Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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