Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real