hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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