I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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