Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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