Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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