Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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