I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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