I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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