How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Drunk is not a location!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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