Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And then my night got REAL pukey
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?