Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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