nut hugger
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I did not marry a roomba.
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