Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Randomize
