can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
