Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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