So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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