After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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