Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
soo... how was my night?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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