At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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