I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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