Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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