Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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