Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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