you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
